when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
I always felt ridiculous for eating in class, but I didn’t have a lunch hour so i’d always be eating these ridiculous meals in class trying to be you know discrete… but your lunch is only so sneaky until you pull out an oversize pizza from your lap and take a bite in careful slow-motion & your physics teacher catches you an gives you that What The F**ck?! look