i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
Anti-Socializing & snap-chatting life with the 20something ruler of a kingdom in the backseat of a car that smells like good weed with the base turned up way too loud, concentrating on our smart phones while we wait for the driver to finish fillin the tank at that liquor store gas station.