No guy is going to get you naked and be like, “Sorry, I thought you were like five pounds less, nevermind” he’s probably going to put his mouth on you wherever you let him and that’s that. Any guy that doesn’t completely worship the naked body of a woman he’s into anyway is an asshole. Or a teenager.

(THIS. I WISH SOMEONE TOLD ME THIS WHEN I WAS 16.)

This is true!

(via terrible)