This is the exact right amount of revenge to make the OP a deity.
When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
- 4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
- 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
- 1 TBs ketchup
- 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
- 1 Tbs bbq sauce
- 1 Tbs steak sauce
- 1 egg
- mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf