why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable
anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better this is a fact
kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
Things I Need:
1. An orgasm
2. Attention
3. $50,000
“what is girlhood if not a game of russian roulette?”
— it’s about time to bite the bullet : a.m